YOUR AIRPODS HAVE ONE MORE JOB

Fix your posture

Turn your AirPods into a posture coach that beeps when your neck starts cosplaying as a question mark.

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AIRPOSTURE · NOWUnshrimp yourself.

Your head has left the good zone.

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THREE STEPS. SUSPICIOUSLY FEW.

Stop sitting like a folded receipt

01

Stand up straight. For five seconds.

Put on your AirPods, sit like the elegant vertebrate you believe you are, and calibrate. That’s the whole onboarding.

  • Five-second upright calibration
  • No camera staring into your soul
  • Saved locally on your Mac
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CALIBRATING UPRIGHT

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Do not become a noodle yet.
02

Get beeped when you become a croissant.

AirPosture watches the motion sensors already sitting in your ears. Stay bent for too long and it plays a tiny, judgmental sound.

  • Adjustable posture threshold
  • Choose your alert style
  • Pause whenever you want
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AirPosture says: nope.

Your neck is entering goblin mode.

BEEP!
03

Forget it exists. That’s the product.

It lives in your menu bar, does one thing, and refuses to become a productivity platform with twelve dashboards.

  • Runs quietly in the menu bar
  • No account and no subscription circus
  • Settings survive a restart
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Motion-capable AirPods

The tiny sensors in your ears finally earn their rent.

Apple Silicon Mac

macOS 14 or later. Windows gets to slouch for now.

PRIVACY FIRST

Your webcam can chill

AirPosture uses headphone motion, not video. Everything happens locally on your Mac. No face scans, no cloud, no mysterious posture data broker.

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WHAT YOU ARE ACTUALLY BUYING

One tiny Mac app. Nothing else.

AirPosture is downloadable software for your Mac. It is not a paid community, membership, course, web dashboard, or subscription.

Product
AirPosture v0.1 macOS menu-bar app
Price
US$17 one-time payment
Billing
No subscription or automatic renewal
License
Personal use on one Mac
Includes
v0.1 features + one year of updates
Requires
Apple Silicon, macOS 14+, motion-capable AirPods
Delivery
Digital download after successful checkout
Refunds
30-day money-back guarantee

ONE PAYMENT. ZERO PERSONAL GROWTH COURSES.

Cheaper than one fancy neck pillow

Your chair will not save you. Your standing desk is currently being used as a normal desk. Try the beep.

ONE-TIME PAYMENT
$17USD

Single payment. Taxes may be added at checkout.

  • All v0.1 features
  • One year of updates
  • License for one Mac
  • 30-day money-back guarantee
  • No subscription jump scare
Buy AirPosture — $17Secure payment will be processed by Creem as merchant of record. Creem handles payment, taxes, and invoices. AirPosture handles the app, digital delivery, support, and the 30-day guarantee.

QUESTIONS FROM PEOPLE WITH SPINES

FAQ

How does AirPosture work?+

It compares live motion from compatible AirPods with a five-second upright baseline. If your head stays outside the posture range long enough, your Mac plays an alert.

Does it use my camera?+

No. Your webcam can remain covered with the tiny piece of tape you installed in 2017.

Which devices do I need?+

An Apple Silicon Mac running macOS 14 or later, plus motion-capable AirPods. The first release is intentionally Mac-only.

Is my motion data private?+

Yes. Motion samples, your baseline, settings, and diagnostic logs stay on your Mac. There is no account, analytics, cloud sync, or advertising.

Is this medical advice?+

Absolutely not. It is a tiny posture reminder with a beep. If something hurts, talk to a qualified human with a degree.

Is this a subscription?+

No. AirPosture costs US$17 once. There is no recurring billing, membership, paid community, dashboard subscription, or automatic renewal.

What exactly am I buying?+

A downloadable macOS menu-bar app, licensed for one Apple Silicon Mac. The purchase includes every v0.1 feature and product updates released during the first year.

Who processes the payment?+

Creem acts as merchant of record. It processes the payment, calculates applicable taxes, and issues your invoice. AirPosture remains responsible for the software, delivery, and product support.

How do refunds work?+

Email hey@nerdconf.com within 30 days of purchase for a full refund. Creem returns approved refunds to the original payment method.

A LETTER FROM 4:47 PM

Hey. It’s your neck.

We have been looking down at the laptop for six consecutive hours. This was not the arrangement.

Please sit up, put your feet somewhere sensible, and move the screen closer to eye level. Also drink the water next to you. It has been there since breakfast.

— Your increasingly unionized vertebrae

AP

Your AirPods are already in.

Might as well make them disappointed in your posture.

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